It all started that day at the well me washing like I always do wondering when my aunt would end this slavery why in the world was I here again. I never thought that my mother where ever she was stupid enough to put me with my so called beautiful aunt talk about botox gone wrong. I go to the well yet again and decide to tell the doves that probably take pity with me and hang by me. Geez I am a control freak so I tell them about som thing I made up, if you ask a wish and it is repeated back then it will come ture? Well of coarse it will be repeated back god im just wishing to get out of here? But then I brake out into random song gosh I need a hobby but then a another is singing with me so like a little girl I scream and run into my Barbie deam tower in rags. Being an old school girl I dress quickly and soon Im out on the balconey and soon I send my dove friend down to kiss him cause he doesent deserve a kiss from me. Yay I have a my very own stalker.
Soon I run off some where and my aunt is talking to a mirror that well...has a face in in supposively and geez if I think im high check this lady out. She is talking to her reflection in a mirror. She needs to get a hobby like quilting and bakeing cookies she is old enouh for it. Well for not being beautiful she gets mad and decideds to kill me because of it. So she tells a hunter of all people what am I a animal now? SO we are in a field of flowers picking them and me singing the song my stalker sang to me that day. So soon I hear a bird and I oh so have to help him cause me loving every animal! But then once I help like a pig I am to have my heart cut out. I see the hutsmen trying to stab me, They say blood makes the most beautiful flowers. But being a wuss he tells me the plot and tells me to run. So now I know that my freaky aunt gets to yet a pig heart YUM!....right?
As I run those drugs I had before I went kicked in and well I ran around screaming and soon more animals find me and they soon take me to a house. I look in and well no one home I took the liberty yay a place to stay so I barge in and me being a clean frealk I start to make a plan. Telling my animal slaves to do all the dirty work while I swept all was good! Now I was ready for bed so I go sleap in the beds up stairs not taking any guilt for it and me being the great cook I am I leave the food cooking yay cause of house fire right?
Not hearing the door I sleep and the seven men find me I act all innocent like a good princess should and they let me stay if I do all the house work. So I was stuck in a house full of old small men which have names of the seven stages of cocane addiction I should know. SO now I was in slavery again...Stupid people taking control of me! So those stupid men who should know how to wash didn't even know what the damn word ment. So they all went out and did their thing appernetly dopey drop the soap...awkward!
So the days went past and all went well we all got drunk and had a party and apparently the queen or my aunt found out I was alive. So she disguised her self as an old women not that she needed it. And comes to my house yeah im ontop now! And she tells me that it is a magic wishing apple I take a bite because my mom always told me to take food from complete strangers. And I wish to...heck wouldent you like to know? SO I soon am supposively dead heck the damn old men put me in a coffin that who knows where they got it from probably in the celler they all had a feeling that they would need it. So they think im dead but tell me this....why haven't I decompose yet?
Soon one day my stalker comes to rescue and kisses me sleeping beauty so totally stole that from me. And soon im carried off to be with my stalker happy to be out of there good riddens creepy old small men.
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